Saturday, November 26, 2016

Coffee Pick Up Lines

If you are anything like me, you always dreamed you would meet your future Significant Other in a coffeehouse.

I dreamed we would order the same drink at the cash register and then we would smile when our eyes met.  From that moment on, we would be curious of the other and we would spend hours getting to know each other at that same coffeehouse.

Coffee Proposal 
Our next dates would be filled with laughter and coffee. Soon, we would visit each others homes for the holidays.

He then would ask me to marry him with a coffee proposal and we would have the perfect coffee wedding.

We would then spend the rest of our lives waking up to coffee in the morning and filling our veins with caffeine.

However, if you are anything like me, you also struggle at beginning a conversation with a "crush."

No need to fear!!! I have created a list of pickup lines for every coffee lover out there:

If you were ground coffee, you'd be espresso. Cause you're so fine.

I love the way you espresso yourself

You mocha me crazy 

The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven't 

My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter!

I can feel something brewing between the two of us

I've been thinking about you a latte


You've turned me down before, but I'm asking for an extra shot


Do you believe in love at first sip...Or should I take another


Hey, wanna grab coffee and talk about your religious and political views


My coffee is steaming up my glasses...Or is that you


Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us


Java Number I can call you at


We should get some coffee...because I'm liking you a latte 




Conclusion 

There is no proof these pickup lines will help you get a Significant Other. 

If anything your best bet is to be your awesome self (although these pickup lines might help to show your awesome personality)!!!




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